Secure your official Chicks Dig Me Easter shirt for the spring celebration that demands wit, wordplay, and zero apologies for dad-level humor. This limited-edition poultry pun apparel is precision-engineered for fathers, uncles, grandfathers, and confident individuals who understand that Easter is the optimal holiday for chicken-based double entendre. Designed specifically for the man hosting the egg hunt, the poultry enthusiast leaning into their lifestyle, the teacher managing classroom chaos, and anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun with their peeps, this shirt serves as the definitive comedic credential and verified proof that you are, in fact, irresistible to baby fowl. It directly captures accelerating search demand for clever, non-religious Easter merchandise that generates groans and laughs in equal measure.
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Secure your poultry pun credential. Order the official Chicks Dig Me Easter shirt today.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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