Claim your patriarchal poultry status this Easter with the official “I’m the Papa Bunny” Easter shirt. This limited-edition holiday humor apparel is precision-engineered for fathers, grandfathers, stepdads, and father figures who have earned the right to be addressed by their proper Easter title. Designed specifically for the man who hides the eggs, grills the lamb, assembles the baskets, and endures the family photos with stoic grace, this shirt serves as the definitive paternal Easter credential and verified proof of dad-level holiday contribution. It directly captures accelerating search demand for authentic, father-centric Easter humor merchandise that elevates the patriarch beyond generic bunny status.
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Claim your paternal Easter title. Order the official I’m the Papa Bunny Easter shirt today.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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